This is what they want us to play?! You gotta be kidding!

 

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***! Did a drummer write this?

 

"Where's that copyist?"

 

“Well, if you say so we’ll give it a shot.”

 

This is more confusing than Chinese arithmetic.

 

You want to play THAT?

 

Daaaamn, someone thought I was Harry Potter rather than Chris, I’m going to need a magic wand to make that sound musical.

 

'Bob, would you believe it - those guys on SOTW have mistaken me, Dick Oatts - the long time lead altoist of the Thad Jones/Mel Lewis Orchestra and subsequent Vanguard Jazz Orchestra for that tenor guy who plays too many notes 😉😄

 

How come I have to play this trombone part?

 

You really want us to play careless whisper?

 

MMMMM. Next rehearsal you might try the bis B flat fingering.

 

Ooooo that Eb13b9 in bar 13 is TASTY…

 

That's my favorite edition of Playboy. BTW, where's the sheet music?

 

I play tenor: I don't read bass clef.

 

Too close to the truth

 

*** key is 6 # ?

 

That's what it says....Beer Barrel Polka!

 

“Well, glad I’m not the idiot who wrote this music”

“Bob this IS your music”

 

“What would Coltrane do?”

 

Giant Steps in 13/16 time?