[potiphar]

I offer our practice manager all kinds of good music for our waiting room sound system - The Stranglers, Jan Garbarek, the Incredible String Band, Bulgarian folk songs - but it's always Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered on piano. Why is this please?

 

[potiphar]

An MRI technician told me the only recorded fatality in a scanner was when somebody was unlucky enough to have a heart attack whilst being screened. The technicians called the cardiac arrest team, but forgot to switch the machine off. So the nurse rushes in with a large oxygen cylinder... which promptly gets sucked by the magnetic field into the tunnel. Nasty. No more Kenny G.

Of course, I don't want to put any of you guys off.