LOL. Sounds like my gig warm-up. I try to make sure I've practiced all my stuff during the day before a gig, but sometimes that doesn't work out. On a gig, I'll wet the reed, maybe do my finger warm-ups, visually check G#, Eb, C#, etc. and run some sandpaper through the sticky ones, blow some random notes, and that's it. I HATE hearing guys shed before a gig.Ok. My serious answer is I check tuning in three octaves and do a quick run with a g# in to catch a sticky pad. That's it. Showtime.