This is a “ Devil’s wing “ ( let alone the Hell’s bell!)

I have a Keilwerth New King (I thinks that's the model?) alto from the 1950s that had the plastic guards. They deteriorated and cracked, so I replaced them with beautiful and carved wood. Would show a picture, but it's out on loan to a friend. Sometimes you just do what you've got to do...but I must say my horn looks 1000% better!