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It's that sandals time of year again, and... where in hell are they?!

Also, the sandals theory of relativity uses the special G#9 locrian super-two-feet scale! Ya know, in case you were wondering.
 

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At last a thread on theory that i can understand;)
all i need to know now is where my sandals are I have already got my towel (A good frood always knows where his towel is).
 

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Which of these theories is your favorite?
The theory of relativity
The theory of why I can never seem to find my sandals
The doppler effect (not really a theory...but you know...)
Why the third degree?
 

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I believe in the theory of relativity. I got relatives I won't talk about - like Uncle Feely.

I also believe in the doppler theory because I drop things all the time, especially when I don't make it to the bathroom on time.

As for the sandals theory I don't wear them because there are stickers in the desert so i could'nt lose them if if I had them because I don't.

Got any other theories?
 

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I own two pairs of chacos, one for hiking, with the toe loop, one for comfort, without the toe loop. I can always find those.

I have several pairs of cheap rubber slippers(thongs, or flip flops to you guys on the mainland). These are supposed to be at each of the doors to my house, so that I can put them on whenever I need to go outside. They always end up at one door. My guess is that there's a wormhole rubber slipper nexus at that door. So there is a relationship between not being able to find footwear and the theory of relativity.

What happened to the Theory of Evolution?

That's really my favorite.
 

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Spartacus-

I'm from Albuquerque, and while the desert there isn't QUITE as hardcore as west Texas, I'm still lost without my sandals.

Hakukani-

Said sandals happen to be Chacos. Best shoes in the world. Ever. I've had mine for three years and they're juuuust starting to wear out a little.

Now where the hell are they?????
 

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HeavyWeather77 said:
Spartacus-

I'm from Albuquerque, and while the desert there isn't QUITE as hardcore as west Texas, I'm still lost without my sandals.

Hakukani-

Said sandals happen to be Chacos. Best shoes in the world. Ever. I've had mine for three years and they're juuuust starting to wear out a little.

Now where the hell are they?????
Yep, best things I ever put on my feet. Mine have been refaced once each. My wife wears nothing else (on her feet, Marty) and she just got back her oldest pair from their 4th refacing
 

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I live with near 18 people.
I vote "the theory of why I can never find any of my stuff"
 

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hakukani said:
I have several pairs of cheap rubber slippers(thongs, or flip flops to you guys on the mainland). These are supposed to be at each of the doors to my house, so that I can put them on whenever I need to go outside. They always end up at one door. My guess is that there's a wormhole rubber slipper nexus at that door. So there is a relationship between not being able to find footwear and the theory of relativity.

What happened to the Theory of Evolution?

That's really my favorite.

I don't think the Nexus had anything to do with a wormhole, just a rift in space.


Also the Theory of Evolution was proved incorrect when disco was invented.
 

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Also the Theory of Evolution was proved incorrect when disco was invented.
There's a species of cave salamander that has selected for eyes, then selected for being blind, then redeveloped eyes.

So there's hope for disco in Evolution by natural Selection.
 

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hakukani said:
Yep, best things I ever put on my feet. Mine have been refaced once each. My wife wears nothing else (on her feet, Marty) and she just got back her oldest pair from their 4th refacing

Hey Hacky, leave me out of your wife's clothing!


I haven't worn a dress out in over 20 years.
 

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martysax said:
Hey Hacky, leave me out of your wife's clothing!


I haven't worn a dress out in over 20 years.
Now you object to Martysax preemption!?:twisted:

How do you take care of your clothing so well? I wear clothes out all the time.
 

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Actually there is no theory of evolution, just the species that Chuck Norris Allowed to live.:cool:
 
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