For about a month-long stretch, strippers kept coming to my gigs a few years back. Different clubs, different strippers...about 4 gigs in a row.
True story from that stretch: One night was at a really slow place, and the bassist and drums took a solo on a song. The keyboard player and I grabbed some chairs and sat down in front of the stage, just for fun. The next thing I know, a leg swings over me, and this girl proceeds to give me a lap dance. A really good lap dance!
Needless to say, we took a break and I went to the bar and talked to her...she mentioned she was due to do a bachelor party for one of Snoop Dog's entourage that weekend. Don't know if I beleive it, but she looked (and danced) good enough to do it!
Just so ya'll don't think I'm a total perv, I did witness to another stripper who was feeling very down during that very same stretch...