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I generally pick up women by putting my arms around them and lifting.:D

As for the other, dogs/puppies work better outside, in my experience.
 

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hakukani said:
I generally pick up women by putting my arms around them and lifting.:D

As for the other, dogs/puppies work better outside, in my experience.
And you pick them up like that while practicing? Now that's talent! What about just meeting women while practicing and getting a date? Anyone got stories?
 

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About a week ago I was practicing my sop and my wife walked by and told me that if I would put that "thang" down I could go to bed with her right then. Now I'm not sure if it was my cool playing that put her in the mood, or if she was just trying to get me to stop playing so she didn't have to listen any more. But who really cares?

Yep, there's nothing like being a sexy sax player. ;)
 

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I don't think anyone girl, guy, dog, wild animal etc. wants to be anywhere near me when I'm practicing. :D
 

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queperknuckle said:
Any body got stories of picking up women through playing outside...? Any strategies that work? I wanna hear!
Always works for me. I do it my way.

 

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queperknuckle said:
Any body got stories of picking up women through playing outside and practicing their sax? Any strategies that work? I wanna hear!
As a woman my advice would be, don't tell her you go by the name queperknuckle. Other than that, to me, any guy who's good at sax is sexy. :cool: If she stops to listen you've got your in. Ask her if she's got any requests (then she's got to stick around for awhile). Just make sure you can play any requests. That's all I got for you.
 

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NU2SAX said:
As a woman my advice would be, don't tell her you go by the name queperknuckle. Other than that, to me, any guy who's good at sax is sexy. :cool: If she stops to listen you've got your in. Ask her if she's got any requests (then she's got to stick around for awhile). Just make sure you can play any requests. That's all I got for you.
Yeah. Asking her if she's got a request is a good idea. I haven't tried that yet. Trust me, no one knows my internet screen name is queperknuckle. I love my screen name though. No doubt.
 

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mattbutler said:
Doot, forget about the women and just shed.
What?! Reproduction is an evolutionary imperative, especially for sax players.
 

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Enviroguy said:
About a week ago I was practicing my sop and my wife walked by and told me that if I would put that "thang" down I could go to bed with her right then. Now I'm not sure if it was my cool playing that put her in the mood, or if she was just trying to get me to stop playing so she didn't have to listen any more. But who really cares?

Yep, there's nothing like being a sexy sax player. ;)
Has happened to me too.:D
 

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Hey Mods did one of you delete a post I had on here? I could have sworn I hit "submit"...


*edit* oops, see my comment on the Kenny G thread. I thought I had posted it here.
 
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