[cvsimson]

With work-related travel getting in the way of my sax practicing, I have been struggling to progress in the last few years.
Now I found the solution for all my worries:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/LEARN-PLAY-...617?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d30b00569

Who would've thunk...

Be prepared to see the recordings of my new incredible C-melody playing in a few weeks...

:mrgreen:

 

[SHOZZA]

Can't wait, look forward to it.

 

[teledyn]

C-Melody? C-Melody?! Egad, I suppose I'm expected to plunk another $4 each for the alto, tenor, bari and soprano editions?! This is getting way too expensive, I think I'll just stick to the Matt Otto youtubes.

 

[DannyMetalC]

SHHH, you have found my secret!:lol:

 

[metaphorce]

The part I like best is that they boast of having recruited doctors and psychiatrists, but no sax players.

 

[Captain Beeflat]

Perhaps I am missing something.....or perhaps I simply do not understand.
Why should this work only on C melody saxophones?...Altos and Bb tenors have the same notes; except for a few at the top...or the bottom.

 

[cvsimson]

Captain,
C melody players have a special kind of brains.

 

[DannyMetalC]

Captain,
C melody players have a special kind of brains.

This quote is priceless.

 

[metaphorce]

If you look on the seller's other items for sale, the sax series is only a small piece. I'm more surprised they bothered advertising one for C-Mel at all.

I also suspect that the content may be identical for "Learn to Play C-Mel" "Learn to Talk to Women" and Learn to Contact Your Spirit Guide" among others. But I'm not curious enough to invest $8 to find out, and I'm rather suspicious of what else might be buried in this "subliminal" recording.

 

[hakukani]

Hi, we have no MDs and PhDs that will not show you how to play like Coltrane by not using a subliminal message in this post.

 

[Captain Beeflat]

Hi, we have no MDs and PhDs that will not show you how to play like Coltrane by not using a subliminal message in this post.

With inter est ing phras ing.

 

[milandro]

yes, plenty of doctors in the states who must be unemployed to be hired by someone like this and validate his taurus waste.......... back to the mantra (you can play the saxophone effortlessly, you can play the saxophone effortlessly, you can play the saxophone effortlessly.......)

 

[saxmusicguy]

http://www.free-self-hypnosis.org/play-saxophone.htm

 

[milandro]

look what you've done! My BS meter went off scale and broke!

 

[saxmusicguy]

Here's a blog post for those who wish to learn bass sax:

http://bassic-sax.ca/blog/?p=10181

 

[milandro]

man, I just need a sleeping to dream that I can play any saxophone or do anything else that I cannot otherwise so easily do, I don't need any pesky hypnosis for it!

 

[Captain Beeflat]

Absolutely.
A child of six could do it....with 20 years practise!!

 

[milandro]

well, we know it was used to get out quick from being jobless in the crisis...........could be coming back at any time then!