Tequilla?
I'm sure a woolen neck strap is possible.
Are you a good knitter? I think to make something of sufficient strength would probably result in an overly warm neck. Perhaps you could do a woolen harness instead?
Tequilla?My sister doesn't drink beer, eh!
Well tell her from me that she needs to drink a bit more. Especially if she's going to cope with you and your incessant knitting.My sister drinks tequila 3 or 4 times a year, but she tries to drink the least quantity possible.
I'm good at knitting, eh!