I'm probably going to have nightmares about this tonight. A possible extract:
ROOTY: No, Saxplayer67, please, not "Rock Around the Clock" AGAIN!!
SAXPLAYER67 [brandishing baton]: Again, I say, again!! "I'M IN CHARGE!!"
ROOTY: No, Saxplayer67, please, not "Rock Around the Clock" AGAIN!!
SAXPLAYER67 [brandishing baton]: Again, I say, again!! "I'M IN CHARGE!!"