[stevesklar]

okay .. so here's the problem. I have a set $$$ to spend.

I could
[a] don't spend it and buy gold (or another couple tanks of gasoline)

By a nice soprano (PM stencil in a way) and a R13 clarinet

[c] buy a nice Selmer tenor. as a backup. I already have one. But why not 2 ?

[d] create more options so that [e] is much more viable and plausble

[e] dwell on it, blow a brain gasket and go mentally insane.

So rather than head towards [e] I thought I'd ask SOTWers

 

[zxcvbnm]

g. put it in the stock market and get more money so you can get more saxes.

 

[A Greene]

BUY EVERYTHING - Own all saxophones and mouthpieces - Then you G.A.S will be complete.

 

[mlscnr]

[f] Send it to me, and I will invest it for you.

 

[Carl H.]

Relieve yourself of these worldly goods which are weighing so heavily on your soul.
(pm me for my address )

 

[RootyTootoot]

"The only way to overcome temptation is to yield to it."

 

[bandmommy]

Use half of it to by something expensive and sparkly for the most important female in your life. The other half,,,Well,,,My address is......

 

[LampLight]

Hmm, behind every broke man, there's a successful woman. :shock:

 

[marton]

don't eat the bean dip

 

[RootyTootoot]

don't eat the bean dip

They don't call him farton marton for nothing..

 

[EZ]

Until you own a bari, Steve, it will never go away.

 

[stevesklar]

Until you own a bari, Steve, it will never go away.

blue-bari
straw-bari
banana-bari
Couf-bari

which kind ??

 

[stevesklar]

so far most ppl want me to go insane or send them money/horns

i would have to be insane to send other ppl horns/money !!

 

[ZephyrSax]

so far most ppl want me to go insane or send them money/horns

i would have to be insane to send other ppl horns/money !!

Well duh! That's the point!

 

[bandmommy]

You asked, we answered.
Really, you should do what your heart tells you. If your heart wants a new horn, by all means, GET THAT NEW HORN!!!!!

 

[Swampcabbage]

Getting kills wanting.

 

[stevesklar]

You asked, we answered.
Really, you should do what your heart tells you. If your heart wants a new horn, by all means, GET THAT NEW HORN!!!!!

ahh .. but my heart does not want a new horn.

IT is a GAS ATTACK !!

someone grab a defibrilator

(my confused brains wants a new horn - but i don't need one)

 

[stevesklar]

You asked, we answered.
Really, you should do what your heart tells you. If your heart wants a new horn, by all means, GET THAT NEW HORN!!!!!

plus my heart thinks (and wants) that you 'all should be generous enough to get me those horns .... hehehe :twisted:

 

[mlscnr]

Buy the clarinet. Playing clarinet is enough to kill anyone's GAS.

 

[bandmommy]

plus my heart thinks (and wants) that you 'all should be generous enough to get me those horns .... hehehe :twisted:

If you send us the money, we'll be happy to send you the horns. :twisted:

mlscnr,
I play the clarinet. I STILL get GAS. :shock: