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gar-DA-la

some people pronounce it a*z, but that's another matter.

 

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Chew Dalias

Daliahs have homeopathic properties. Are you a homeopath?

Chewbaca, by the way.

 

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There's a band I met last week, called '!!!'. Pronounce that!

Hmm. Well, you met 'em; how do THEY pronounce it?

It's generally best to follow the pronunciation of the natives. . . .

 

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I think it's gone beyond that. Now he calls himself #5469827. In German.

Nickname he's called by his 300-pound "wife": the license plate king.