[BariMelt]

Just because.

 

[Guto]

IMO these are all ridiculous, but #3 really takes the trophy for the most offensive to people's intelligence.

 

[kreacher]

Hot fussinglyblingabling, who knew all those sax players on marching band had an advantage to all the other sax players by using a super heavy max tone tablet also known has a lyre.

 

[BariMelt]

I hated to use one so I memorized all my music as fast as possible, but my time must have really been fantastic when I had a flip folder with 30+ songs in it!

 

[swperry1]

Hot fussinglyblingabling, who knew all those sax players on marching band had an advantage to all the other sax players by using a super heavy max tone tablet also known has a lyre.

Tone lyres automatically adjust their magic resonant frequencies based on what sheets you put in them.

 

[BariMelt]

Now, peer reviewed journals prove that placebo is 33% effective. So, if one feels like it works, then confidence can make a huge difference in how one plays. Similar to the lucky shirt your wear every time you watch your favorite sports team.