I hate to tell you but Everclear is an industrial solvent, not a drink.
My story:
I was in college and someone got the idea of making Everclear punch for a party. So they made it up, you know, the Kool-Aid, the Everclear, etc. Now I don't drink horrible concoctions when there's a couple cases of nice cold beer nearby, so I had no intention of sampling the "jungle juice". But, I got curious. You know how when you pour out a bottle of booze, there's always quite a bit left on the walls, and it flows back down to the bottom after a bit? Well, I guess there was maybe a half teaspoon of Everclear still in the bottom of that bottle. So out of curiosity, I tipped the bottle up and swallowed that half teaspoon of 95% ethanol. It made me instantly drunk, just due to the instantaneous absorption through the mucous membranes of the mouth. So I will never treat that stuff casually, and I strongly urge you all NOT to do things like gargling with ethanol.
How I heard about Everclear was that my high school biology teacher would regularly prepare biological specimens for inspection under the microscope; progressive infusion with increasing concentrations of ethanol is the standard technique. He told us that while he could theoretically order ethanol from an industrial supply house and not pay the liquor tax, his usage was so small that he just went to the liquor store and bought a pint of Everclear every couple years.
Now that I'm middle aged, I just can't imagine any school teacher these days letting loose with that kind of information. Never mind turning us loose with bottles of ether (for the fruit fly genetics experiments) or showing the VD slides in biology class.