[TSax80]

 

[BariMelt]

Now I can convincingly play:
Whiter Shade of Pale
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
Pink Cadillac
Purple Rain
Little Red Corvette
and Green Onions!

*although I think the screw may induce a seizure

 

[JayeLID]

This thread is a commercial, yes ?

 

[Sacks Of Phones]

"The ultimate improvement for a more colorful sound and enhanced safety on stage !"

Safety?

 

[Sacks Of Phones]

Now I can convincingly play:
Whiter Shade of Pale
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
Pink Cadillac
Purple Rain
Little Red Corvette
and Green Onions!

*although I think the screw may induce a seizure

Blinded by the Light
I Saw The Light
Smokestack Lightning

 

[Sigmund451]

"The ultimate improvement for a more colorful sound and enhanced safety on stage !"

Safety?

Except for those with seizure disorders

 

[Sacks Of Phones]

Except for those with seizure disorders

I think red/yellow/green would be best, controlled by the band leader.

Green: OK to solo
Yellow: Solo coming to an end soon
Red: STOP PLAYING!!
Flashing yellow: Solo with caution
Flashing red: Stop, then proceed to solo

 

[AddictedToSax]

Next, “Somewhere Over the Rainbow?”

By the way, here we go again.

 

[Sacks Of Phones]

Next, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow?"

By the way, here we go again.

 

[ericdano]

Dumb.

 

[turf3]

Where does Jay McNeely's sax painted with luminous paint fall in this?

 

[TSax80]

This thread is a commercial, yes ?

We had a meeting from the German sax forum, and right before there was a discussion about whether or not high mass neck screws would improve the sound. Some guys (not me!) are very good at machining things and produced some screws to test. At least I did not note any difference in sound. However, the flashing high mass screw will still improve my stage appearance...
So, it´s just a tech joke, and not commercial.

 

[chubarry]

Will however brighten your tone!

 

[rcpayne]

I put one on the back of my bicycle for safety. Works great at night.