I think you just never played overhead, it's not the most comfortable position but you will have to turn the MPC upside downI play a nice wine bar once a month that has jazz art all over the walls... directly in front of me is an alto with the mouthpiece upside down... I stare at it all night!...every month!... for three years!!!... I think I might offer to buy it just to get it out of my sight.
Upon review... If this is the worst problem I ever have... it's been a great life.