Alternate uses for old saxes

So what could old saxes be used for (kinda like 101 uses for a dead cat)

okay .. before the flames .. we're talking complete junkers here

my ideas:

[1] put a bunch together and make a fancy chandelier

[2] block all the holes with glass and use as a fish tank

[3] small curved sops - wall flower planters

[4] of course, the other bad idea - urinals

[5] melt it down and use the metal for ammo casings (in reverse of the VI legend)